Super Elastic Combustion Rodeo


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If this is your first visit to

Please do make yourself at home during your stay.

Please do not unleash the hounds.

Please do enjoy our complimentary humor.

Please do not pelt me with rocks and garbage. Ever.

Please do dress in layers, as our weather is precariously unpredictable.

Please do not play "Monkey in the Middle" with a loaded stapler.

Please do recommend us to your friends and neighbors.

Please do not pronounce the silent "R" in February.

Please do tip the band if you make a request.

Please do not say it's over between us.

Please do keep your receipts in the event of a malfunction.

Please do not play pepper games in the infield.

Please do draw your own conclusions.

Please do not say such things.

Please do wipe your feet before entering.

Please do not share items from the buffet.

Please do observe all posted rules in the pool area.

Please do not lean on the display cases.

Please do visit our gift shop on your way out.

Please do not stray from the guided tour.

Please do show all of your work in the margin.

Please do not send me product updates via e-mail.

Please do use your own discretion.

Please do not put your feet up on the furniture.

Please do move along.

Please do not pay any attention to him, he's harmless for the most part.

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