Super Elastic Combustion Rodeo
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Now with RETSYN
Super Elastic Combustion Rodeo
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Handshakes - Handy if you're glad to see somebody, but a lost art form in this age of e-greetings. An oath - As plenteous as junk mail, and "oath" ceases to sound like a real word if you repeat it a bunch of times. A signature - No longer certifiable unless it is accompanied by the official seal of Major League Baseball. The finger - Assertive and to-the-point, but oddly frowned upon by most test groups. A Delicious Symbolic Pencil - If you really want to convey that you mean business in such a way that shatters all doubt, eat a pencil. Symbolically. Eat a pencil today. Only you can. |
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