It would be pretty near impossible to count the number of requests I have received for some sort of reprise of the milk curdling And Even As I Wander About The Tub, I'm Keeping The Soap In Sight incident. Impossible to count, especially if you start at the number one. Folks, it was a train wreck that invited the listener to veer into oncoming traffic. And it is my sworn duty to make sure that it is never heard again. That's why the page remains published here on 13d.org to this very day, with no hope of it ever coming down and a brand new link to said horror here and here and a little higher up in this paragraph. Because that's... woah... wait. I think I screwed up. Stink....

This new "song" was not "sung" by me. This is a friend of mine... or at least was. We'll see, since she will be one of the first visitors to this page. Boy, won't she be surprised. Maybe I should go ahead and apologize. Perhaps I should just wait until after I get finished helping her husband-to-be move into their new house-to-be. Or perhaps I should wait until Jodi is finished apologizing, since she's the one that secretly taped it and then forced me to put it on the Internet. Gosh, I'd hate to be in her shoes.

And now may I present the Deborah Cox classic, Nobody's Supposed To Be Here. Yeah, no kidding. If you're anything like me, you'll never think of this song the same way again.