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Thwarted Villainy Resists Further Thwartation In An Attempt To Return To Villainy Already In Progress

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Hello, and welcome everyone to another exciting edition of...

This week, Electro-Steph fearlessly fields queries about the whereabouts of Rich...

Tubby Timmy:	Hey Steph, have you seen Rich today? I had a question about the use of the word "conjecture" in modern English.
Electro-Steph:	Nope.

...later that same day...

Horse Face:	Hey Rich I... awww rats!!! Where on earth...
Electro-Steph:	Uh-oh.
Horse Face:	If only... ah! Hey Steph, is Rich here today? I was needing him to measure the universe lengthwise for me.
Electro-Steph:	Nuh-uh. He's out.
Horse Face:	Oh. OK. Thanks.

Wow. That was a close one!

Quasi-Badger:	Hmm... I've walked down this hallway 147 times today and haven't seen Rich at all. Maybe if I walk by again he'll be there this time.
Electro-Steph:	My electro-magno-senses are going off the charts!
Quasi-Badger:	Harumph! I walk down this hall every 8 seconds, but Rich never is in his office. How can he be here for only 7 out of every 8 seconds???
Horse Face:	Who could know? Hey, you could always ask Steph!
Electro-Steph:	D'oh!
Quasi-Badger:	That's a powerful good idea, Horse Face! Hey Steph, Rich is here today isn't he?
Electro-Steph:	No.
Horse Face:	Oh, that's right! I just asked the same question 4 minutes ago!
Electro-Steph:	You shall all die.
Quasi-Badger:	Ack!!!
Horse Face:	Aiiieee!!!

Another day, another point of tedium. But you'll be struck with awe at what lies around the corner next time for...

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