And now, a diatribe on the vast size of my head.

How big is my head? I cannot say... words fail. I wrote this haiku. Maybe it can help:

More Than Hats Can Hold
The size of my head
Can't be expressed with mere words
Unless it's in song.

Alas, words continue to fail. Even my beloved haiku cannot save me now. My gosh, a song. Is that my only hope? Perhaps it is.

Body Be Courageous

A 21-inch monitor ought to really be big enough
For a living room filled with people to be able to see lots of stuff
Like a spreadsheet and some e-mail or an image of Margaret Thatcher
So could somebody please explain to me why the whole room is complaining that they can't see anything, any piece of the monitor due to my stature?

chorus
Body be courageous, you're holding up quite a melon
Is it bigger than a breadbox? Well your honor, there's no tellin'
I guess that it depends on how much bread you plan on keeping in there
But what comes to mind at the moment was, you know when Jesus fed five thousand with a small number of loaves and fishes, well not that, but all the baskets of leftovers that were left to spare.

Wow. That may have actuall come pretty close to sizing it up. Hehe. Sizing it up. You see, that's funny because I said "size", and this is all about the size of my head. Right.